Ninja Turtles Are No Longer Teenagers?

Posted on Mar 27 2012 - 8:00am by Jackalz

Ninja Turtles Are No Longer Teenagers?

The more information released for this new film, the more I begin to hate Michael Bay. We’re more than a year away from this new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film that Bay and Dunes are producing, with director Jonathan Liebesman on the project as well and there have been headlines about the film every day. Now that people see this awkward reboot project, which I assume was made by a team of people who are obviously not the brightest people on earth have turned something so great into something everyone is going to hate.

This horror started when Michael Bay came up with the great idea that the Turtles will be  from an alien race,” this ‘caused an uproar amongst fans and myself. Life would be so much better if the original TMNT creators Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird were involved instead of Bay and Liebesman.

Now there is a rumour that the film will just be called Ninja Turtles, and that they won’t be teenagers any longer. Now this is only a rumour it’s nothing official and it damn well better not be real.

Michael Bay has suggested that we all just need to “take a breath, and chill.” You know what I will for now, I’ll keep calm but, If he dares to change the Turtle’s personalities I’ll be pretty pissed. Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines, Raphael is cool but crude and Michaelangelo is a fucking party dude. On that note I wonder if Splinter is going to be in this film, doesn’t seem likely since the Turtles will be an alien race. If there is no Splinter and all of the above, Michael Bay has single handily destroyed my child hood. I’m just going to say it early, Fuck you Michael Bay.

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