Underage Drinking Is Cool, It Has been Destroying Futures For Centuries

Posted on Aug 26 2013 - 8:00pm by Renier

Underage Drinking Is Cool, It Has been Destroying Futures For Centuries

You’re chilling at a party with all of your friends. They pop out the keg, open the tap, and drain all that ice cold beer into a red cup. You sip slowly, but eventually your head feels woozy and you feel untouchable. You drink more. You feel like dancing, so you jump on the table and dance until you fall with your face into the Elmo looking boy’s crotch. Not a problem, you can just drink some more and the fear of embarrassment will go away! You drink another five cups. You feel weird. You can’t breathe, you can’t speak, and you can’t think.

Your mind is muddled with thoughts and blurry images. You fall on the couch and pass out, but it’s not like normal sleeping, it’s more like being in a comatose state. You wake up a few hours later. You feel nauseas, so you vomit on the guy passed out on your lap. Your friends eventually find you, take you home, and put you to bed (without waking your parents up). The next morning all hell breaks loose in your head. You’re thirsty, empty, nauseas, shaky, and feel like a truck ran over you. It’s not a great feeling, but you’ll live. You make your way to your PC, switch it on, and log into Facebook. The red image of 50 notifications pop up on the screen like throat cancer, you click, you read, and then…

Is that you? Is that really you? Did you really have naked fun with a guy in the Jacuzzi? Why did your friend take the picture? What happened? Why are there photos of you kissing random dudes? And most importantly, why can’t you remember a single thing that happened last night? You vomit on your keyboard when you realize that your entire school now knows that you didn’t wear underwear at the party and that your left nipple is a bit weird.

Does the above sound familiar? Underage drinking is cool. Yes, we admit, it is fun to be the cool kid in your group of friends who can play beer pong better than anyone else. It’s fun to be the daring one who never backs down from a challenge. Hey, at least people will be talking about you five years from now. “Hey dude, you remember Jenna? That girl who used to drink so much in high school? I heard she’s pregnant now, but she’s most probably going to sell her baby for Vodka!”  Underage drinking is cool. Hey, people will remember your name, even though you’re currently pregnant, stuck in a dead-end job, and drinking Vodka to ease the troubles. You had that wonderful scholarship at Harvard, but the police arrested you that night when you were chilling with your friends, drank all that beer, and drove home in your Sweet Sixteen SUV. You can’t remember it, and you don’t want to remember it. You also had sex that night with a boy you hardly knew. He is now the father of your unborn child. Fortunately for him, he is currently living it up at Harvard. He’s studying to become a lawyer. You, on the other hand, are lost, broken, damaged, and useless. Not because you’re pregnant, stuck in a dead-end job, and drinking Vodka to ease the troubles, but because the life you dreamed of since you were five-years-old never happened as you imagined it. You are a ruined shell of your former self. If only you didn’t drink all that alcohol that night when you were chilling with your friends, and ruined your entire life.

Underage drinking is cool. Really, it is. It has been changing lives and destroying futures for centuries.

9 Comments so far. Feel free to join this conversation.

  1. carolyn May 20, 2013 at 8:41 am - Reply

    As a former “underage drinker” I call bullshit. As long as you use your head and know your limits shit like this just doesnt happen, and no, you dont need to “find” limits, you just know. I can feel when i’m close to mine, always have. The one time i went over was on purpose and nothing bad happened apart from bad balance and pigeon english. It doesnt inevitably destroy lives, it destroys senseless idiots. Stop. Scaremongering. It doesnt prove any points and it doesnt get kids to do what you want.

  2. jody August 27, 2013 at 12:23 am - Reply

    lips that touch liquor will never touch mine

  3. DD August 27, 2013 at 11:47 am - Reply

    Agreed! Underage drinking is not good!

  4. Ali August 27, 2013 at 12:20 pm - Reply

    Love this post. Some kids will learn the hard way, and that’s the saddest part of all.

  5. BusyBee August 28, 2013 at 10:56 am - Reply

    my friends in school were great examples to me of what NOT to do with drinking. So many pregnancies and fighting. :-/

  6. Allie August 29, 2013 at 2:27 am - Reply

    Don’t drink and drive, you might drive and kill.

  7. Pamela August 29, 2013 at 8:00 am - Reply

    I think everyone is curious and will probably try drinking at a younger age, especially since the age limit in the US is much higher than Europe. I don’t see the harm in testing the waters in a safe environment, it doesn’t have to be bad experience or be out of control.

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